Wife: "I think you need to have more of a vision."
Husband: "Your vision changes so often (shakes head)... Blurry."
Well, that sums it up Ladies and Gentlemen.
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Humor!! These Are Funny
The link below takes you to better writing than I could ever produce, and who doesn't enjoy a hearty chuckle?! Read on to see what this young lady has to teach us about the best burns and comebacks from Shakespeare :). The Potter's School has an outstanding English Department.
Evidence lies herein.
https://clay.at-tps.org/2021/01/25/top-10-shakespearean-comebacks-and-burns/#comment-17359
Brian Regan
If you need a laugh, look up Brian Regan. He has to be one of the best, if not the best, stand up comedians of our day. The jokes are quite clean, with only the occasional mild swear word incorporated.
We speak English. We delivery. :)
We speak English. We delivery. :)
It's Like They Know Us-Humor
It's Like They Know Us.
Some humor for the ladies primarily...breastfeeding, raising young children...it's a photo blog :).
Some humor for the ladies primarily...breastfeeding, raising young children...it's a photo blog :).
Off-Color Humor
I like to laugh; I'm sure some of you reading do, too. You wouldn't know I like to laugh by the majority of posts I put up, but be assured, it is true. If I watch a show or a movie (Netflix or Amazon---no cable TV here), humor being a component means it's a keeper. I've been into the BBC shows of late, and sadly Doc Martin just isn't funny like it feels it could be. I keep watching, hoping...but nothing there is funny. I've moved over to Scotland and am enjoying the new Laird there pretty well. Anyway, I digress.
I received a humorous email the other day, which upon seeing it, knew it was likely to have some elements that would not please the Lord. Debating on not reading it, I finally succumbed. It would have been wise to stop reading once I got further in to it, knowing it would bother me to have laughed. It was hilarious, but just not representative of who I am striving to be. The dilemma was that even via email, I didn't want to 'not connect' with the friend who sent it. I've been dealing a lot with feeling different from most people I know lately; I'm consumed much of the time with wanting to be transformed more to the image of God's Son. I want my interests to be His interests, and what pleases me to be what pleases the Father. I feel like I failed a test, and it's been bothering me. I hope for another opportunity to not fail. I want to be different when it comes right down to it-to the nitty-gritty, but it's hard sometimes. It's lonely sometimes...but my heart's desire is to be identifiable in all realms as one set apart for the King of Kings. Putting off course jesting, filthy talk, things unseemly for a woman of God, gossip, slander, idleness, covetousness...you know, all the sins listed in Galatians 5 (right?? 5?).
How to navigate being in the world but not of it...fostering relationships whose priorities are Gods...teaching children to first honor Him...putting ourselves last...having mercy and long-suffering with those in the faith and compassion and love for those outside of it remembering they are on a course toward Hell...
My favorite title for God--"Now to Him who is able..." It's underlined in my favorite brown leather NAS Bible. Praise God for preserving His word for us, before 1611 and after it.
I received a humorous email the other day, which upon seeing it, knew it was likely to have some elements that would not please the Lord. Debating on not reading it, I finally succumbed. It would have been wise to stop reading once I got further in to it, knowing it would bother me to have laughed. It was hilarious, but just not representative of who I am striving to be. The dilemma was that even via email, I didn't want to 'not connect' with the friend who sent it. I've been dealing a lot with feeling different from most people I know lately; I'm consumed much of the time with wanting to be transformed more to the image of God's Son. I want my interests to be His interests, and what pleases me to be what pleases the Father. I feel like I failed a test, and it's been bothering me. I hope for another opportunity to not fail. I want to be different when it comes right down to it-to the nitty-gritty, but it's hard sometimes. It's lonely sometimes...but my heart's desire is to be identifiable in all realms as one set apart for the King of Kings. Putting off course jesting, filthy talk, things unseemly for a woman of God, gossip, slander, idleness, covetousness...you know, all the sins listed in Galatians 5 (right?? 5?).
How to navigate being in the world but not of it...fostering relationships whose priorities are Gods...teaching children to first honor Him...putting ourselves last...having mercy and long-suffering with those in the faith and compassion and love for those outside of it remembering they are on a course toward Hell...
My favorite title for God--"Now to Him who is able..." It's underlined in my favorite brown leather NAS Bible. Praise God for preserving His word for us, before 1611 and after it.
Eyes vacant, uncaring, lacking a soul
I hope justice comes from this man's hilarious, and creative, efforts to catch the thief, be it woman or Dog the Bounty Hunter LOL.
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/-arizona-man%E2%80%99s-hilarious-quest-to-find-his-stolen-amazon-package--205952969.html
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/-arizona-man%E2%80%99s-hilarious-quest-to-find-his-stolen-amazon-package--205952969.html
True Grit
....men who cultivate their hair like lettuce
....hold it, wing those guns into the crik, I'm borrowing this wagon offa ya
John Wayne has some stuff I like.
....hold it, wing those guns into the crik, I'm borrowing this wagon offa ya
John Wayne has some stuff I like.
Meggings? Need A Laugh?
Here's a quote that sums this up. With the USA falling into a state of non-importance as a global leader, abortion rampant here and abroad (China--what a travesty), crazy murders that we wouldn't have even thought of when we were kids...a little comic relief is a helpful thing. Introduce: meggings. The comments are what make the story if you ask me.
"The megging is a rare bird—although probably not one that we should save from extinction." Here's the story.
"The megging is a rare bird—although probably not one that we should save from extinction." Here's the story.
Best of Luck With that Ticket
I'll admit, the few times I've been pulled over I probably didn't keep these things in mind. While it is nice to 'get off', if we're doing something wrong, we really shouldn't be upset with a ticket. My thinking is, it is nice to let an officer relax a bit when they do have to make us pull over. I know I'd appreciate not having to feel as likely to get shot at. Also, here's my hat tip to this former officer's honesty on attractive people getting breaks in life. It is true, whether we like it or not.
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