I'm a fan of bacon...baked potato soup with a pound of crispy piglet mixed in; a dripping bacon-topped cheese burger; calico beans with a pound of salty swine stirred in; bacon and eggs; bacon, egg and cheese biscuits; BLT's; broccoli salad with bacon...the list goes on. If bacon is wrapped around a scallop, I'll have one. If a filet is encased in bacon, it'll go down smooth. But this new limited-time use of bacon, well, you decide. I wonder who will get their face bitten this holiday season!
Notable statements from the aforementioned (and linked to) article:
For $14.99, you can purchase a limited-edition can of what creator J&D's Foods suggests "is best used after a hot shower or before an important date with someone you may want to spend the rest of your life with."
and this excerpt:
it's to be used as part of the distinguished gentleman's grooming routine: (ha ha ha!)
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I can't see how anyone would pass this novelty up to be honest. Aren't you just a little curious if it really smells like bacon?!
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